a-happy-nerd:

Can we just talk about the fact that James said he was wearing his “spare pants” as if everyone keeps spare pants with them at all times.

Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions. You see, in their last moments, people show you who the really are. So in a way I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

(Fuente: emmysrossm, vía crappyscrap)

rustybonestein:

This is very true but then again Daniel Tosh is hated on here. 

It’s been corrected. You can all stop shitting your pants.